Sun, 24 August 2008 We respectfully submit that hotel rooms are nothing but backdrops for voyeuristic sex Web sites, the guys that found Bigfoot's corpse most likely had sexual intercourse with it, and Michael Phelps is a freak. The song featured in this episode is Abba I Belong to You by Rob Hainstock. Follow us at Twitter.com/SexHoagie or email us at contact [at] sexhoagie.com. Comments[0] |
Sun, 17 August 2008 We respectfully submit that there should be an alternative to "casual friday" and that we'd all cut our legs off for enough money. The song featured in this episode is I Married a Magician by Dust Poets, in honor of Freddie's Magical Jesus-lovin' daddy. Follow us at Twitter.com/SexHoagie or email us at contact [at] sexhoagie.com. Comments[0] |
Sun, 10 August 2008 We respectfully submit that pigs with monkey faces should be restricted to nightmares and that labia can be used to teach Boy Scouts the proper knot-tying techniques. The song featured in this episode is piggyback.miss.that by Former Fat Boys, quite possibly the whitest rappers since that one guy was waxin' chumps like candles. Follow us at Twitter.com/SexHoagie or email us at contact [at] sexhoagie.com. Comments[0] |
Sat, 2 August 2008 We respectfully submit that it's hilarious when old ladies fall down, and cheese houses are very difficult to build and maintain. The song featured in this episode is Cheese Motherf*cker by The Failures. Fittingly, the band is Swiss... like delicious cheese. Follow us at Twitter.com/SexHoagie or email us at contact [at] sexhoagie.com. Comments[2] |
Wed, 30 July 2008 Posted by FeltMoses:
In addition to handicap parking spaces, I think there should also be Andy Capp parking spaces. You know... for when you just want to run into a convenience store and pick up some Hot Fries real quick. To help our already overworked government out, I took the liberty of designing the signage:  Category: hoagie post -- posted at: 1:05 PM Comments[0] |
Sun, 27 July 2008 FeltMoses, FBBWS, JiveTurkey and Jammy Legs discuss Freddie's employment woes and unfortunate bowel situations. The song featured in this episode is Shittrain by The Buffali. Follow us at Twitter.com/SexHoagie or email us at contact [at] sexhoagie.com. Comments[0] |
Sat, 26 July 2008 Posted by FBBWS: Here are a few examples of Bingo Pull-Tab games I used to sell. Apparently, the elderly are more prone to gamble when reminded of male genitalia in some way. There have been studies. 
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Fri, 25 July 2008 Posted by FeltMoses: This pig has a monkey's face:  And I will never sleep soundly again. Read the full article about this monkey-faced piglet. Category: hoagie post -- posted at: 9:11 PM Comments[2] |
Wed, 23 July 2008 Posted by FeltMoses: In the first post of our "Black vs White" series, we examine the mustache. As is made clear from the comparison image below, black men with mustaches are as cool as the other side of the pillow. White men with mustaches, on the other hand, scream and throw confetti.  Join us next time for another edition of "Black vs White." Category: hoagie post -- posted at: 6:17 PM Comments[0] |
Sun, 20 July 2008 FeltMoses, FBBWS, JoeyColdCuts and Jammy Legs discuss Freddie's grandma and the most they've ever thrown up... ever. Also, the Hoagie crew dissects FeltMoses's urination habits and some potential uses for the elderly. The song featured in this episode is - disturbingly - Grandma's Vagina by Peter Bohovesky. We never knew a song about grandparent genitalia could be so musically complex. Follow us at Twitter.com/SexHoagie or email us at contact [at] sexhoagie.com. Comments[0] |
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